You Don't See Me Fly Into The Red

May 28

Believe by Cher is playing at work now

I have such a hard time not getting the fuck down in front of my colleagues whenever we play this. And the presenter can fully see me so its not even like I can mime sing to it.

May 28
May 28
May 28
lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
1985 | Bowling for Soup
Bad Day | Daniel Powter
Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
Crazy in Love | Beyonce
Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
The Reason | Hoobastank
Hey Ya | Outkast 
My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
Work It | Missy Elliott
White Flag | Dido
Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
Milkshake | Kelis
Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
Mr. Brightside | The Killers
Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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lizdexia:

party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

  1. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
  2. Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
  3. 1985 | Bowling for Soup
  4. Bad Day | Daniel Powter
  5. Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
  6. Crazy in Love | Beyonce
  7. Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
  8. The Reason | Hoobastank
  9. Hey Ya | Outkast
  10. My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
  11. The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
  12. Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
  13. She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
  14. Work It | Missy Elliott
  15. White Flag | Dido
  16. Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
  17. Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
  18. Milkshake | Kelis
  19. Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
  20. Mr. Brightside | The Killers
  21. Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
  22. So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

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May 27

Are we special, or just weird?: Yer insecyore. Don’t know what fore. You’re turning heads when you... →

badcgijosh:

Yer insecyore. Don’t know what fore. You’re turning heads when you walk through the do or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or…

May 27

Six cursed gifs: Three responsible doctors (Green wing, series2)

May 24
sigh

sigh

May 23
May 23

I had a brief “oh, I actually haven’t eaten anything today” moment

before I remembered the slice of cold pizza I had for breakfast, the caramel eclair and small slice of cake.

well fuck.

May 23

Right. And breathe.